1、It'sapitystupidityisn'tpainful.

2、HehasafacelikeaSaintwho'sthrowninwithabadcrowd.

3、He'sthehumanversionofamigraine.

4、He'safewbubblesoffplumb.

5、Ifignoranceixxliss,hemustbethehappiestpersonalive.

6、He'sasusefulasaconcreteparachute.

7、Hecouldn'tfindhiswayoutofapaperbag.

8、He'saboutassharpasabowlingball.

9、He'sasandwichshortofapicnic.

10、He'sgotdelusionsofadequacy.

11、He'sinthefastlaneonaroadtonowhere.

12、He'ssoslowhehastospeeduptostop.

13、He'sthekindofpersonwhowouldarguethattheskyisnotblue.

14、He'sgottheattentionspanofagoldfish.

15、He'sgotamindlikeasteeltrap–alwaysclosed.

16、He'salwaysthelifeoftheparty–butit'safuneral.

17、He'salegendinhisownmind.

18、He'saboutasfunnyasaheartattack.

19、He'safewfriesshortofaHappyMeal.

20、He'stheposterchildforbirthcontrol.

21、He'saswelcomeasaskunkatalawnparty.

22、He'sgotafacethatwouldmakeabulldogbreakitschain.

23、He'sassubtleasasledgehammer.

24、He'sthesortofpersonwhowouldclimbatreetotellalie.

25、He'sgottheIQoflint.

26、He'saboutasreliableasabrokenwatch.

27、He'sthereasonthatGodcreatedthemiddlefinger.

28、He'ssodensethatlightbendsaroundhim.

29、He'sgotapersonalitylikeaparkingticket.

30、He'sshortachromosome.

31、He'safewnumbersshortofaphonebook.

32、He'saboutastrustworthyasaweaselonachickenfarm.

33、He'ssouglyhehastosneakuponaglassofwater.

34、He'sgotallthecharmofabutterknife.

35、He'sgotafaceforradio.

36、He'safewwattsshortofalightbulb.

37、He'sarollingblackoutinacityoflight.

38、He'sthekindofpersonwhobringsaknifetoagunfight.

39、He'sgotabrainlikeasieve.

40、He'saboutashelpfulasascreendooronasubmarine.