1、Whydon'tscientiststrustatoms?

2、Becausetheymakeupeverything.

3、I'mreadingabookonanti-gravity.

4、It'simpossibletoputdown.

5、Itoldmywifeshewasdrawinghereyebrowstoohigh.

6、Shelookedsurprised.

7、Didyouhearaboutthekidnappingattheplayground?

8、Hewokeup.

9、Whydon'toystersgivetocharity?

10、Becausethey'reshellfish.

11、I'monawhiskeydiet.

12、I'velostthreedaysalready.

13、Whatdoyoucallabearwithnoteeth?

14、Agummybear.

15、Ijustwroteabookonreversepsychology.

16、Pleasedon'treadit.

17、Whatdoyougetwhenyoucrossasnowmanandashark?

18、Frostbite.

19、Iusedtohaveajobasaprofessionalcricketplayer.

20、ButIwasstumped.

21、Whydidthescarecrowwinanaward?

22、Becausehewasoutstandinginhisfield.

23、Whydidthetomatoturnred?

24、Becauseitsawthesaladdressing.

25、Didyouhearaboutthespiderthatwenttothecomputer?

26、Itmadeawebsite.

27、I'mtryingtoorganizeahideandseektournament.

28、Goodplayersarehardtofind.

29、Whatdoyougetwhenyoucrossavampireandasnowman?

30、Whydidtheturkeycrosstheroad?

31、Toprovehewasn'tchicken.

32、Whatdoyoucallalazykangaroo?

33、Apouchpotato.

34、I'mthinkingaboutgettingajobasaprofessionalhugger.

35、IthinkI'vegotthearmsforit.

36、Whydidthecookiegotothedoctor?

37、Becauseitwasfeelingcrummy.

38、Didyouhearabouttheguywholosthisleftarmandleginacarcrash?

39、He'sallrightnow.

40、Whatdoyoucallasnakethatworksforthegovernment?

41、Acivilserpent.

42、Whydidtheoldmanfallinthewell?

43、Becausehecouldn'tseethatwell.

44、I'mtryingtocomeupwithapunaboutghosts.

45、It'shardtothinkofonethatisn'tboooooring.

46、Whydidthechickenjoinaband?

47、Becausehehaddrumsticks.

48、Itriedtoorganizeaspace-themedparty.

49、Theguestsdidn'tplanetwell.

50、Whatdoyougetfromapamperedcow?

51、Spoiledmilk.

52、Whydidthecoffeefileapolicereport?

53、Itgotmugged.

54、Whatdoyoucallabeltmadeofwatches?

55、Awaistoftime.

56、Didyouhearaboutthefireatthecircus?

57、Itwasintents.

58、I'mreadingabookonthehistoryofglue.

59、Ican'tseemtoputitdown.

60、Whydoplantshatemath?

61、Becauseitgivesthemsquareroots.

62、Whydidthefrogcallhisinsurancecompany?

63、Hehadajumpinhiscar.

64、Whatdoyoucallasheepthat'salwaysquiet?

65、Aewe-nique.

66、I'mreadingabookonhowtostartafire.

67、It'slit.

68、Whydidthebarberwintherace?

69、Becauseheknewashortcut.

70、Whatdoyougetwhenyoucrossasnowmanandabaker?

71、Frosting.

72、Didyouhearabouttheguywholosthisentireleftside?

73、I'mwritingjokesaboutairplanes.

74、Butthey'reallgoingoverpeople'sheads.

75、Whydidthegaspumpgetadivorce?

76、Becauseithadtoomanyaffairs.

77、Whatdidthejanitorsaywhenhejumpedoutofthecloset?

78、"Supplies!"

79、Whydidthescarecroweatsomedoritos?

80、Becauseheheardtheywerecorny.

81、What'sthedifferencebetweenapoorlydressedmanonatrampolineandawell-dressedmanonatrampoline?

82、Attire.

83、Itriedtomakeabeltoutofwatches.

84、Butitwasawasteoftime.

85、Whatdoyoucallanaughtylamb?

86、Abaaaaadinfluence.

87、Whydidthebaseballcoachgotojail?

88、Forstealingsigns.

89、Whatdoyoucallashoemadeoutofabanana?

90、Aslipper.

91、I'mreadingabookonhowtosurvivefallingdownaflightofstairs.

92、Ican'tputitdown.

93、Whycouldn'tthebicyclestandupbyitself?

94、Itwastwo-tired.

95、Whatdoyoucallitwhenachickenisafraidofcrossingtheroad?

96、Poultryinmotion.