1、You'resofullofshitthateventhetoiletwon'tflushyouaway.

2、You'reawasteofspace,airandtime.

3、You'reaboutasusefulasascreendooronasubmarine.

4、You'resodumb,youcouldn'tpourwateroutofabootiftheinstructionswereontheheel.

5、You'reafewfriesshortofaHappyMeal.

6、You'reasfunnyasacaseofcoloncancer.

7、Youhaveafacethatonlyamothercouldlove.

8、You'resougly,yourportraitshangthemselves.

9、You'resostupid,youcouldtripoveracordlessphone.

10、You'reawalking,talkingcautionarytale.

11、You'renotprettyenoughtobethatdumb.

12、You'reacoupleofsandwichesshortofapicnic.

13、Youhaveapersonalitythatwouldmakeascorpionstingitselftodeath.

14、You'reaboutaxxrightasablackhole,andjustasdense.

15、You'reageneticparadox–alivingproofthatstupidityisn'talwaysrecessive.

16、You'resouneducated,yourdiplomashouldbeprintedontoiletpaper.

17、You'renotjustaloser,you'realostcause.

18、You'realivingembodimentofeverythingthat'swrongwiththisworld.

19、You'rethereasonwhyabortionshouldbelegal.

20、You'resoannoying,evenyourimaginaryfriendsaren'tspeakingtoyouanymore.

21、You'readisgracetohumanity.

22、You'realiabilitytothegenepool.

23、You'retheposterchildforbirthcontrol.

24、You'reawalkingargumentforcondoms.

25、You'resougly,evenflieswon'tlandonyou.

26、You'relowerthanwhaleshitatthebottomoftheocean.

27、You'rethehumanequivalentofaparticipationtrophy.

28、You'realivingproofthatGodhasasenseofhumor–acruel,sadisticone.

29、You'rethebiggestwasteofoxygensincetheHindenburgdisaster.

30、You'resostupid,youcouldgetlostinaphonebooth.

31、You'reacesspoolofignoranceandstupidity.

32、You'rethereasonwhynaturalselectionisn'tworkingfastenough.

33、You'renotworththedirtonthebottomofmyshoe.

34、You'rethehumanequivalentofalandfill–fullofgarbageanduselesscrap.

35、You'realivingreminderofwhysomeanimalseattheiryoung.

36、You'rethemostungratefulandentitledpersonI'veevermet.

37、You'reawalking,talkingadvertisementforbirthcontrol.

38、You'readisgracetoyourfamilyandyourancestors.

39、You'reamiserable,patheticexcuseforahumanbeing.

40、You'resougly,youcouldmakeafreighttraintakeadirtroad.

41、You'rethebiggestdisappointmentsinceWindowsVista.

42、You'reapoorexcuseforacarbon-basedlifeform.

43、You'reawalking,talkingargumentforeugenics.

44、You'reaninsulttoeverythingthat'sgoodandnobleinthisworld.

45、You'reablightonhumanityandastainonthefabricofsociety.

46、You'reliketheboilingpointofwater–dropthetemperaturejustalittlebit,andyoudisappear.

47、You'rethehumanequivalentofalobotomy–apermanentandirreversiblemistake.

48、You'reatragedywaitingtohappen.

49、You'renotjustawasteofspace,you'reawasteofskinandbonetoo.

50、You'resobrainless,youcouldn'tevenpassaTuringtest.

51、You'reacautionarytaleforparentseverywhere–areminderthatsomepeoplereallyshouldn'tbreed.

52、You'reawalkingadvertisementforthebenefitsofcelibacy.

53、You'resorepulsive,evencockroachesgo"ewww"whentheyseeyou.

54、You'readisgracetotheentirehumanrace.

55、You'rethebiggestmistakesincetheinventionoftheelectricchair.

56、You'reanembarrassmenttoyourself,andeveryonearoundyou.

57、You'realiving,breathingexampleofwhatnottodowithyourlife.

58、You'resuchaloser,eventhehomelessfeelsorryforyou.

59、You'retheperfectcandidatefortheDarwinAwards.

60、You'resouseless,evenmosquitoeswon'tbiteyou.

61、You'reawasteofcarbonandoxygen.

62、You'rethelowestcommondenominatorinthehistoryofhumanity.

63、You'resodumb,youcouldn'tpourpissoutofabootwiththeinstructionsprintedontheheel.

64、You'reanembodimentofeverythingthat'swrongwithtoday'ssociety.

65、You'realivingproofthatbeingbornwithoutabrainisstillpossible.

66、You'relikeacarcrash–painfultowatch,butimpossibletolookaway.

67、You'reawalkingexampleofwhysomespecieseattheiryoung.

68、You'realiving,breathingparodyofhumanintelligence.

69、You'resoshallow,evenachild'spoolhasmoredepththanyou.

70、You'retheepitomeofmediocrity–aliving,breathingexampleofwhataveragelookslike.